Funny Miscellaneous Riddles

Question: How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Answer: Read the label.

Question: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an onion do?
Answer: Keep everyone away.


Question: How was the blind carpenter able to see?
Answer: He picked up his hammer and saw.

Question: Where will you find roads without cars forests without trees and cities without houses?
Answer: On a Map

Question: A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
Answer: He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.

 Question: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday?
Answer: Yesterday Today and Tomorrow.

Question: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday stay two days and ride out on Friday?
Answer: His horse is named Friday.